Slide 1 of 7

an introduction, presented without permission

Hi. I'm Blob.

This is going to be a whole thing. There are 7 slides. I did not rehearse.

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Slide 2 of 7

Blob screaming with his mouth wide open while the cat looks startled, a thought bubble asking 'Jelly?'

This is fine.

Someone offered jelly. Nobody was ready for the reaction. Least of all the cat.

Slide 3 of 7

Blob taped to a wall with grey duct tape, unimpressed expression

This was not fine.

No further context will be provided. Some things are better left in slide 3.

Slide 4 of 7

Blob standing next to a banana box with his cat hiding inside

The cat has her own agenda.

She lives in the box now. Nobody voted on this. It is simply how it is.

Slide 5 of 7

Blob sitting slumped at a bus stop, holding a spilled drink, cat sitting nearby

The bus was late.

So was the decision-making that led to this moment. We don't talk about the bus stop.

Slide 6 of 7

Blob screaming with a huge grin and his tail out, cat wearing a tiny top hat

The cat got a top hat.

This slide has no other point. The top hat was the point. Moving on.

Slide 7 of 7

Questions?

There is a coin now. Nobody asked for that either, but here we are.

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